Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Donald Trump: Unpresidented.

President Trump peddling snake oil in Youngstown, OH, 7.25.2017.

I was nine years old when I first learned to recite the Presidents backwards.

Ever since, they have been a source of interest, of inspiration, a lens through which to better understand America in all of its ragged guts & glory. They exist as a set of 44 men who, at their best, represent the best that America can be.

This is not true, however, of the current president.

President Donald J. Trump is shaping up to be the joker in the deck, the one who taints the entire set by the mere presence of his inclusion.

This is not just tragic, but ironic--no President has ever been more obsessed with the concept of "branding," & yet President Trump single-handedly ruins the brand of President.

He is, to use his own mistaken term that was left up in a tweet for nearly an hour before it was taken down & corrected, "Unpresidented."

So last night, in one of his countless would-be election rally speeches in Youngstown, Ohio, when President Trump said that "With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any other president," he had finally gone too far.

Now it was personal.

I'm pretty sure President Trump initially ran for President as a publicity stunt to promote his then-dimming brand, & as time went on, found himself triggering something like a social movement he couldn't have predicted. Somehow this super-rich New York City elite who bragged about his adultery & had the speaking skills & morality of a 3rd grade bully won over the so-called Christian conservatives in the midwest & south.

What was supposed to be referendum on America became a referendum on Hillary Clinton.

As he continued to fall backwards into things going his way, Trump's insatiable ego took over. He must be great because every tells him he's great. He should be President because he is a Great Man because he must be. He is basically like Rodion Raskolnikov in Dostoevsky's Crime & Punishment, only instead of killing a helpless old lady, he killed our country.

But the American People--or more tellingly, the Electoral College--called his bluff & made him President. As everyone waits with baited breath for the "real President Trump," he continues to be the only Trump there ever was: The self-absorbed jackass who blusters his way through everything with big empty promises, insults, & tweets. Even now that he is President, the campaigning never stops. Can you imagine if six months in, Obama still talked about McCain nearly every day or Bush had kept bringing up Gore?

The only saving grace to this all is that Trump himself appears to hate his new job.

I chalk it up to the fact that, until January 20, 2017, he hasn't really had to put in a hard day of work in probably 30 years. He's not used to doing it, & even worse, he's not interested in doing it. He's used to surrounding himself with his family (why do you think they all now work in the West Wing?) & letting them call the shots as he supplies the brand name like an honorary CEO.

I've heard skeptics say that perhaps the weight of the office would inspire him to step up, but all signs thus far have indicated that he simply does not possess the mental ability to do so. Someone recently wrote that being President requires at least some level of intellectual curiosity, & President Trump appears to be entirely void in this way.

He surrounds himself with yes-men & Fox News who don't dare to question his allegedly historic, "A+" Presidency, & everyone else is either wrong or "FAKE NEWS."

It's basically like "The Emperor's New Clothes," & Trump is the clueless king who's complimented by his noblemen but stands naked to the world.

Or perhaps, he's like King Lear, a fool who believes himself to be a wise man, railing against the storm in futility & rage.

Whatever he is, it's not presidential & it's ruining the brand of men like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, & Franklin Roosevelt; let alone more recent ones like Dwight Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, & Ronald Reagan.

One of our worst Presidents, Warren G. Harding, who spent his time in office gambling & cheating on his wife while appointing his corrupt friends to government positions said, "I am not fit for this office & should never have been there."

If only President Trump could have the wisdom of, um, Warren G. Harding.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Post-Trump Reality: The First 50 Days.


In the early morning hours of November 9, 2016, the presidential election was called for Donald J. Trump.

I began documenting Post-Trump Reality on Twitter, once a day, for the first 50 days of our new President-Elect. It started as a sort of existential weather report, but soon morphed to include thoughts, feelings, little stories, jokes, and news items. It is one concerned citizen's daily gut-check who happens to live in our nation's Capital.

I've collected them all here on Inauguration Day as an impromptu diary for posterity, or something like it:

















































Tuesday, December 27, 2016

The Worst Of 2016: Donald Trump.


On November 9, 2016, I woke up to find that everything was wrong.

Actually, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. I stayed up the night before and essentially didn’t sleep.

But still, not since 9/11 had I felt so displaced about America, as though everything I held to be true was simply not. It was only a matter of days before someone pointed out that perhaps it was no coincidence the 2016 election was called in the early hours of 11/9.

* * *


Usually around this time of year, I post a Year-End Best-Of, featuring my picks for the best in film, television, music, and various culture, pop and otherwise. But this year, the election has encompassed my attention, mainly because it has spiraled into The Worst Of 2016.

I do hope to do "The Best Of 2016" in the coming weeks or months, but doing so will actually require watching a movie that isn't Trumpland or TV that isn't presidential debates. Trump's victory looms over the year like a stench you can't get out, and instead of ending the year by looking into its finest, I've been going through the stages of grief--Denial, Anger, Depression, Acceptance--for my country, for the world at large.

I almost did "The Best Of 2016" of media solely relating to the election, but seemed like a cheap cop-out. I will call out one media figure though, before moving on: Samantha Bee, who helped me through some dark, dark times, with a penchant for truth and an eye on funny that sounded like bravery and felt like community.

Anyway, back to the Trump trenches.

* * *

“She ran a lousy campaign,” a friend told me as we picked apart Hillary Clinton’s stunning loss to Donald Trump in disbelief.

I begged to differ.

Hillary had four times the ground game, won all three debates, raised twice as much money, and won the popular vote. Given all of the information she had going into the race, she did everything right, played every card expertly, was ahead in virtually all polls. Furthermore, she received unprecedented endorsements. Major conservative newspapers that had never endorsed a Democrat before or had done so only rarely in the last century now called her the one to vote for; even more astoundingly, non-partisan news outlets like The Atlantic provided her with the third presidential endorsement in their 150-year-plus history (the other two went to Abraham Lincoln and Lyndon B. Johnson).

It was the historical nature of the latter that gave me what turned out to be false confidence—over the course of the week following the election, I had several friends flocking to me demanding to know how this happened.

I wanted to know the same thing. Two days after the election was called, I was invited to go to a party in Washington where there were numerous reporters and pollsters. I spoke to many of them, and got the same general idea: The people who came out of the woodworks for Trump were not properly accounted on the electoral in the first place. The pollsters in particular chalked this up to two things: One, Trump supporters were tougher to track down. They didn’t return calls, they didn’t want to talk to the press of any kind. Secondly, there was enough a stigma about Trump that it appears less people admitted to vote for him than actually did.

A third factor has since revealed itself: Time. There was an unprecedented amount of last-minute deciders, who were likely swayed by FBI Director Comey’s last-minute announcement about Hillary Clinton’s emails, along with the continuing dirt being released through (as it turns out) Russian hackers—who were encouraged by none other than the Republican candidate for president. Is it any wonder the Democrat leaks kept leaking while the Republican ones sat untapped?

As a campaign tactic, this is literally worse than Watergate, and the fact that Trump has not been seriously challenged on this shows how far we’ve come from the apparently innocent days of Nixon. Which only leads me to the real culprit of it all.

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When the history books are written, there is one thing that won the 2016 Presidential Election: False Equivalence. The only reason why Donald J. Trump could beat Hillary R. Clinton was because the media, in a sheepish attempt to appear nonpartisan, reasoned that by covering Trump’s bad stuff just as much as Hillary’s, they were doing their job.

They were dead wrong.

It comes down to a matter of volume. Donald Trump is the single most unqualified, dangerous, and reckless candidate to run for president. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is, if not the most qualified person to run for president, certainly the most qualified in a generation. In terms of her resume, only the Founding Fathers could give her a real run for her money, since they invented the institutions in which she served.

Trump’s missteps were so frequent and astounding that it was almost impossible to keep up with them: Calling Mexican rapists, saying John McCain wasn’t a hero because he got captured, calling for a ban on Muslims, mocking a disabled reporter, making lewd remarks about Megyn Kelly’s bodily cycles, calling Carly Fiorina ugly, saying Ted Cruz’s father conspired to kill JFK, suggesting women should be punished for having an abortion, saying he could shoot someone in New York City and not lose supporters, asking why nukes weren’t on the table several times during his first security briefing, mocking a Muslim Gold Star Family and saying he had sacrificed where they hadn’t, saying that because he was famous, he could grab women by the pussy… And that’s just off the top of my head. The list goes on and on.

Hillary, on the other hand, while not perfect, was supposedly guilty of two major offenses: Benghazi, for which she has been cleared several times such that the GOP wasn’t even bothering to bring it up by the end of the election, and using a private server for emails, which she had done in line with previous Secretary of State Colin Powell, as well as many key figures in the Bush Administration, not to mention Donald Trump since the election.

My point is not that she should be automatically let off the hook for any of this. Quite the opposite, such offenses should have been investigated and dealt with summarily. Instead what we got was a bunch of garbage about emails dragged out for months and months in equal proportion with all of Trump’s offenses. It was as though by doing so much so wrongly and so recklessly, Trump had beat the media system simply by overfeeding it. Hillary, on the other hand, largely kept her head down and played fair, and had to deal with the same five minutes of fake scandal being played out relentlessly.

All of which is to say that it allowed the casual and jaded voter to look at the situation and remark, "Well, Hillary is just as bad as Trump." This is basically like saying that a common head cold is just as bad as terminal cancer. It is not just incorrect, it is recklessly wrong and lazy. The fact that the media largely allowed for this narrative to prosper means they implicitly went along with it.

And that, more than anything else, cost Hillary the election.

* * *

The debates were the icing on the cake. For anyone with half a brain who saw them, Hillary kicked Trump’s ass. He screamed and shouted like a five-year-old wanting a candy bar in a checkout line. She played the high ground and remained quite simply presidential. The best/worst moment of them all was when she accused him of not having the temperament to be president, which caused him to repeatedly interrupt her yelling, “I have the best temperament!” You can’t make this shit up.

But maybe no one watches debates anymore. At least, not the right people.

When it comes down to it, Hillary won by nearly 3 million votes, garnering more votes than any white male in history, and narrowly besting Obama’s total in 2012. (Only Obama’s 2008 victory received more votes.) Trump won by some 77,000 votes in crucial swing states like Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, which admittedly were neglected by the Clinton Campaign.

And yet, hindsight is 20/20. All polling indicated that she was quite safe in those states in the weeks leading up to the campaign, and was holding her own in others such as Florida and perhaps North Carolina, both of which she ended up losing. Yes, we now know that she could have done more to reach out to working-class whites, but already I’m disturbed to see articles asking whether Democrats should stick to their current multicultural course or appeal to working-class whites. Guys, these shouldn’t have to be mutually exclusive entities.

So, if hindsight is 20/20, then foresight is 2020. The lessons of 2016 are worthless if we don’t work to learn from them. I remember being so depressed by John Kerry’s defeat in 2004, only to have Barack Obama come along four years later and be ten times the president that Kerry could have been (and I love John Kerry). Perhaps Hillary’s defeat is just making way for something all the more extraordinary four years down the road.

I hope so. But in the meantime, we must keep our eye on the ball and make 2018 the new 2020. “All politics is local,” said the great Tip O’Neill, and we must lay the groundwork for the next presidential race by focusing on the House and the Senate in the midpoint of the Trump Administration.

Typing those last three words make me shudder still, but if we play our cards right, 2018 and 2020 can prove the system still works, and we can prove the old Jeffersonian ideal that our best years are still ahead.